Quiz How I Met Your Mother - Desperation Day

Question 1 / 9

What is Barney's favorite day of the year?

His favorite day of the year is February 13th.

His favorite day is Christmas Day.

His favorite day is St. Patrick's Day.

Question 2 / 9

What name does Barney give to February 13th?

He names it Desperation Day.

He names it Fun Day.

He names it Family Day.

Question 3 / 9

Thousands of years ago, why did Saint Valentine perform secret weddings on February 14th?

Saint Valentine performed secret weddings because he didn't want a lot of people to be there.

Saint Valentine performed secret weddings because he liked surprises.

Saint Valentine performed secret weddings because it was illegal to get married under Roman law.

Question 4 / 9

What would happen to Saint Valentine if he was caught performing weddings by Roman officials?

If he was caught performing weddings, he would be promoted.

If he was caught performing weddings, he would be killed.

If he was caught performing weddings, he would lose his job.

Question 5 / 9

According to Barney, who was Saint Valentine's best friend?

Saint Valentine's best friend was St Patrick.

Saint Valentine's best friend was Saint Michael.

Saint Valentine's best friend was Saint Desperatius.

Question 6 / 9

According to Barney, what does Saint Desperatius do on February 13th?

Saint Desperatius would pick up stray cats.

Saint Desperatius would pick up desperate (sad) bridesmaids at the weddings being performed by Saint Valentine.

Saint Valentine would pick up stray dogs.

Question 7 / 9

In line 8, what does ‘Her body is perfect X.' mean?

It means she has an amazing body. If you were to give her a score out of 10 points, she would get 10/10.

It means she has short arms.

It means she has long legs.

Question 8 / 9

According to Barney, what does every woman want on Valentine's Day?

He believes every woman wants a new hair style.

He believes every woman wants a date for Valentine's Day.

He believes every woman wants a new dress.

Question 9 / 9

According to Barney, how do women feel on February 13th if they do not have a date for Valentine's Day?

He believes even if a very beautiful woman does not have a date for Valentine's Day, she will then feel sad and therefore more willing to accept a date from a man she would normally not want to date.

He believes even if a very beautiful woman does not have a date for Valentine's Day, she will then feel embarrassed and stay at home.

He believes even if a very beautiful woman does not have a date for Valentine's Day, she will then feel like happy and therefore more willing to drink at a bar.

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