Question 1 / 5

How many times today have you giggled?

I'm a man.

Question 2 / 5

Do you prefer to solve problems with violence, or by flirting?

I love killing people.

I will wink seductively at whoever I need to to eliminate the United States' national debt.

I feel like there should be a third way to solve problems.

Question 3 / 5

I cried.

I signed up to join the military.

I'm a little tiny baby who wasn't even alive in 2001. Wah, wah, I'm a baby.

Question 4 / 5

Curtsy

Maintain eye contact until she blinks first

Say 'hello, Dalton.'

Question 5 / 5

Silk

Leather

Tell the person above me that leather isn't a fabric.

No, listen to me, it's not a fabric! Leather is not a fabric, let me tell them!